Q. When is it okay to love a fat man?

A. When that fat man is Brandon Davis.

I'm not really sure why people hate this guy. Even before he went on this 3min tirade about the world's skankiest uber slut, (and not in a good way) Lindsay Lohan, he held a special place in my heart. It's not that I find him particularly attractive or witty or intelligent. It's his arrogance that makes him truly hot. His complete disregard and disrespect for everyone or anything that only true wealth can allow. His sweaty pores scream ostentatious money and you know he'll always be able to buy his way into and out of anything.

This video poses some interesting questions. How many grams of coke can Brandon Davis snort in one night? Why are there billionaires WALKING the streets of Los Angeles, rather then being chauffeur driven between clubs? How the fuck did Paris get her drivers license? Actually, I think I can guess the answer to that last one. My personal favourite? "I think she's work about $7million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting"





Brandon Davis: My hero

Original Post Date: 10 Apr 2007